A new poem that i bet you would like!
It is called:
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
T’was the night before Christmas on Pickering Pass
The whole bay lay still like a big sheet of glass
There appeared a huge sleigh in the dark starry sky
Over the house of Audrey, Josie and Guy
The chimney looked too small so he parked on the grass
He walked up on the deck and looked through the glass
He had a bag full of presents draped over his arm
But they fell to the ground when he tripped the alarm
Santa said with a frown this is really a bummer
This family is gone at least until summer
So he took out his laptop and started to type
I’ll email my elves and find them on skype
He returned to his sleigh to continue his work
But what he saw next made his whole body jerk
For while he was looking for Kathy and Dan
Three of his reindeer had broke loose and ran
Santa was growing more sad by the minute
He couldn’t move the sleigh with all that was in it
Now, what kept this from becoming an even sadder story
Was that he borrowed horses from Kenny, Gracie, and Lori
On Dancer, on Prancer, on Phatom, Cali and Chaps
Let’s get to Croatia and deliver this crap!
The whole bay lay still like a big sheet of glass
There appeared a huge sleigh in the dark starry sky
Over the house of Audrey, Josie and Guy
The chimney looked too small so he parked on the grass
He walked up on the deck and looked through the glass
He had a bag full of presents draped over his arm
But they fell to the ground when he tripped the alarm
Santa said with a frown this is really a bummer
This family is gone at least until summer
So he took out his laptop and started to type
I’ll email my elves and find them on skype
He returned to his sleigh to continue his work
But what he saw next made his whole body jerk
For while he was looking for Kathy and Dan
Three of his reindeer had broke loose and ran
Santa was growing more sad by the minute
He couldn’t move the sleigh with all that was in it
Now, what kept this from becoming an even sadder story
Was that he borrowed horses from Kenny, Gracie, and Lori
On Dancer, on Prancer, on Phatom, Cali and Chaps
Let’s get to Croatia and deliver this crap!
By:
Kenny latimer