meaning of shortcuts

recommended to only use these in text messages or email.

omg=o my gosh.
lol=laugh out loud
ils=I love sports.
USA=united states of America
oao=over and out
btw=by the way
eg=evil grin
l8r=later
g2g=got to go
n1=nice one
y=why
y2k=year 200o
yaw=you are wicked
m$=Microsoft
mmf=make money fast
myob=mind your own business
kit=keep in touch
kiq=keep it quiet
j4f=just for fun
jam=just a minute
ttfn=ta ta for now
paw=parents are waching
jw=just wondering
vbg=very big grin
um=ugly makeup
qt=cute
h8=hate
raw=rules as ritten
hb=happy birthday